“Cara wants Zig, J.R. needs to claim it quick.”

“anthony is gayer than cadence.”

“maya gets away with everything”

“i’m convinced that maya and katie are secretly fucking”

“when did the matlins get so slutty?”

“The relationship between Ant and his sister is fucking adorable.”

“ant is a butt pirate”

“Target Martyr is the most attractive band. Ever.”

“Maybe if Bianca wasn’t moping all the time, Drew would actually be interested in her.”

“i am so confused by all the ant/eli/maya stuff.. like what.”